Archive for September, 2006

Sep 30 2006

The Most Sordid of Tales

Published by Shane under Just Wrong, Mundanity, far, far away

You thought the Stronach-Domi saga was sordid.

Wait till you get a load of this one about an American multimillionaire and his secret marriage to his own daughter - the fallout and the “divorce”.

I don’t know about you, but as soon as I heard about it, I had to know how this could possibly come about. I mean a 59 year old serial divorcee finds out he has a daughter, 28, and meets her. He then over time seduces her and ultimately sneaks away to Westminster Abbey and “marries” her despite the fact that they both are married to other people?

Read the article. It is long but bizarre.

To me though, perhaps the most disturbing part is this woman, his daughter, let this happen. And she is a doctor of psychology, who held during the relationship, a post-doctoral fellowship at the University of Mississippi! This is a very intelligent, highly educated woman, trained to understand and recognize manipulation, unhealthy relationships, and come on! Like she didn’t know just how wrong it was to have sex with your own father??? And she was paid to help others with problems???

I don’t think I can ever see a psychologist with a straight face again.

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Sep 30 2006

I Ain’t Letting This Die

Published by Shane under Just Wrong, Mundanity, Political

That Stronach woman first tells us that she is being treated by a double standard. Apparently we really don’t care about anyone else betraying boyfriends and political parties for a cabinet post, or destroying marriages - just her. The poor multimillionaire heiress who decided one morning she wanted to lead the country, and would stop at nothing to get there apparently found it a little tedious after crossing the floor and becoming a Martin lapdog, so instead she turned her idle sights on a hockey player with little political interest and destroyed his long-time marriage, breaking the home of his 3 daughters.

Today though, she says that she had nothing to do with their marriage coming apart. And to be fair, I don’t think she had EVERYTHING to do with the breakup. Apparently, he had cheated before. His wife thought it was resolved. It is concievable that they were not doing well before Mr. Domi met Ms. Stronach. However, this divorce today is happening for one reason and one reason only - a woman who is (whether I like it or not) one of the leaders of our country had such bad judgement as to get her jollies with a married man.

I ask you: do you want a woman with that kind of judgement in ANY kind of position of public power? Will someone in Newmarket-Aurora please get a new candidate lined up? Or impeach her or something?

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Sep 29 2006

Sex Machine

Published by Shane under Geekery, Just Wrong, what the???

Oh brother. It just occurred to me that posting on this subject is going to lead to all kinds of… ummm… surprising hits to this site.

So, Saved By the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond has a menage a trois on a forthcoming XXX tape.

Why am I talking about this? Well, it was keyed by a statement towards the end of the article.

Diamond’s manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client’s profile and help resurrect his acting career that collapsed when “Saved By The Bell” ended in 1997.

It used to be that sex tapes were at least cloaked in the suggestion that it was an accident. I remember Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson suing the guy who distributed their escapades. Paris Hilton at least had the modesty to be somewhat embarrassed by hers. But this one? Oh, his publicist is actually trying to reposition his client with it! Was this staged? Is this what the entertainment industry has sunk to, that has-beens are now deliberately filming porn to resurrect… flaccid careers?

Geez.

UPDATE: I guess Ms. Burns beat me to this one… I thought I might have gone there first, but she has explored this… umm… subject much more thoroughly.

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Sep 28 2006

Environmental Naysayings.

It is stories like this that really irritate me. (Hat tip to Political Staples) Mainly because it is, by and large, pointless. Let’s look at some of the statements by this environment commissioner.

Not only is Ottawa doing a lousy job cutting the greenhouse gas emissions that are the key contributor to global warming, it also gets a failing grade when it comes to preparing for the impacts of climate change, says an independent federal government auditor.

“Canadians are facing risks such as the spread of disease, more drought in the Prairies, melting permafrost in the North, longer and more intense heat waves and smog, and rising coastal waters,” said Johanne Gelinas, the federal Environment Commissioner.

The spread of disease… hmm. The only diseases I know of spreading epidemically across this country are STDs and they have NOTHING to do with the weather. More drought in the prairies? Well, I haven’t seen the second great depression or even a reasonable facsimile so far, so I call that fearmongering. Melting permafrost? Is it happening? What can a GOVERNMENT do about it? get everyone north of the 60th parallel to leave their fridge doors open? And lastly, rising oceans? I don’t know where she lives, but I live near the ocean and I can see ZERO sign of sea levels rising.

“It is disturbing that despite $6.3 billion in announced funding since 1997, there is still no government-wide consolidated monitoring and reporting of climate change performance and spending.”

It is interesting that this report creates bad optics for the current minority Conservative government, despite the fact that they have been in charge what… less than a year still? And this makes them responsible for all the mismanagement that has taken place since 1997?

She notes, for example, that over 28 per cent of Canada’s greenhouse gas emissions can be attributed to exports of oil and gas, exports that are swelling the coffers of Alberta and Saskatchewan as well as the federal government.

Let us ponder this for a second. We are releasing greenhouse gases in the process of exporting oil and gas. These exports make money, to pay for social programs, she admits, not just in Alberta and Saskatchewan, but for the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. It is a bad thing, she is suggesting, that we have money to pay for the massive social programs that lobby groups across the country are constantly screaming for. All these groups like the feminist groups, the homosexual lobby, the people who get the vast bulk of their operating funds from governmental programs, would face massive cuts to their funding and hence, “progress” if the money from the oil and gas industry were cut. Do we really want the footsteps of social progress to slow just for the sake of greenhouse gas emissions which are dwarfed by natural processes like volcanoes?

But more than that, what really is she proposing? Let’s say that the Conservative government makes this a priority. What can be done? Cut off all global access to Canadian oil reserves? Massive layoffs? Stockpiling? Unemployment? Or maybe, just close all the refineries and ship the raw product elsewhere to be refined? All that will do is transfer the environmental problem to another spot on the globe, allowing another country to benefit, but not alleviating the global problem.

This kind of asinine reasoning is the same one that prevents Canadians from manufacturing asphalt shingles! Seriously! I worked a couple days with a roofing company a few years ago, and the roofer took me to buy some shingles, and I asked him why all the shingles were made in the USA. He said there were no Canadian companies who manufactured them, because there is currently no process that can make an asphalt shingle in a cost effective manner that would adhere to the regulations instituted by Environment Canada. So instead, we buy all our asphalt shingles from the States, supporting them in polluting their own environment, so we can benefit from shingles on our roofs. I find it pathetic that we will support another country in polluting, yet hold ourselves up as environmentally sound while buying their product of such pollution. I find it disgusting that we have deliberately handicapped our economy by banning certain types of production that would provide jobs for Canadians, yet must be had from somewhere, so we pay another country to import them.

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Sep 27 2006

…Right out of Existence…

Published by Shane under Just Wrong, Political

Take note.

There will not be an institution of marriage in Canada within 10 years.

I quote “The Incredibles” -

If everyone’s special then NOBODY IS.

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Sep 26 2006

We Are Amused

Published by Shane under Amuse Me, Geekery, Political, fiction

Sinfest entertains me. Politically Incorrect Cafe - du jour.Sinfest - Politically Incorrect CafeSinfest - Polotically Incorrect Cafe

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Sep 24 2006

5 Things a Feminist Has Done for Me and You

Published by Shane under Amuse Me, Political, close to home

No, I am not going to make a list. I think it has all been said by now. If you haven’t spotted the quasi-meme, enjoy.

# EBD Says:
September 24th, 2006 at 1:33 pm

Five things feminism has done for me:

1. Introduced me to the deadly-serious issue of post-traumatic de-funding rage.
2. Taught me that even as I sit alone in a room reading a book I am a raping colonialist steamroller.
3. Made me realize that kids are so, you know, yesterday.
4. Taught me that women who stay with their children in the daytime to nurture and love them are in fact ultra-right wing fascists whose reason for being is to destroy the hard-won gains of urban libertines.
5. Rubbed my nose in the reality of yeast-related trailblazing down to the knees.

I love that one in bold. For more, check out Dust My Broom (make sure to pay attention to the comments), and then for a view from a woman who knows how to pistol-whip with her computer (no mean feat), check out Choice for Childcare.

The kicker is a Progressive Blogger suggested this whole idea! Ha ha ha!

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Sep 21 2006

Question(s) of the Day

Published by Shane under Deepness, Just Wrong, the latest dirt

So, female Al-Qaeda suicide bomber Sajida al-Rishawi has been sentenced to death in Jordan.

I have a couple questions.

1. Should she have successfully committed suicide, would she have been entitled to 72 virgins?

2. If yes, does that mean she is in fact a lesbian?

3. If yes, then doesn’t that mean that as a good muslim, any of her co-terrorists should be stoning her to death for being a lesbian long before she gets to blow herself up and sully paradise with her sinful ways?

Just throwing that out there. I don’t really understand Islam which is why I have questions.

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Sep 20 2006

Snort. Madonna

I am sure by now everyone has heard of her silly blaspheming over in Rome, in front of a mirror-cross. I ran across Pursuing Holiness, an interesting blog I plan to read more of, commenting on her escapades. It occurred to me as I gazed upon her silly act, that she might straighten up if for one minute she actually had to be suspended from a cross in the same manner Jesus was. Not standing on a platform, but with a spike through her heels. Not resting her wrists on a couple of pegs, but with nails through her wrists, holding her to a piece of wood.

Do I want to see her dead? No. I don’t wish death on anyone. I’d like her to sample the suffering Christ endured for her blaspheming, idolatrous soul. Just for a minute. I’d take her down afterwards, and get her on over to the luxury hospital of her choice to see her patched up again.

Hey - she’d get those stigmata she always wanted…

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Sep 20 2006

CBC Head Resigns

Published by Shane under Just Wrong, Political

Yay!

One less discussion of the pleasures of bowel movements on national TV.

Not to worry. I am sure the forthcoming “Biffies: A People’s History” will still garner massive ratings for CBC.

When will someone shoot this lame horse called the CBC?

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